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NEW YORK!!!!!!

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Alaska, New York, Alaska New York!"  A petite woman with blond hair that appeared to be white, Mrs. Loaiza my 7th grade teacher was mocking me how far the distance between New York City and Alaska. Quick Question: Are there Ursus Americans and/or Black Bears in New York? (The City not the State!) Well that's what my teacher and I were arguing about. A sullen room that was darken and the only light is the over head projector. Fatigue teens are trying to comprehend what their teacher is saying. Their teacher isn't tedious it's just the dark room makes a great mood to nap. Mrs. Loaiza tries to cheer them up by talking about her trip to the big apple! New York City! According to Mrs.Loaiza the citizens in New York don't have garbage cans. To throw away their garbage their only choice is to throw it in the streets. I'm just sitting there in bewilderment thinking Wow, so the little animals eat the garbage in the streets like black bears in Alaska eat from the trash cans. Instead I said "And the bears?" I'm in the front so she heard me loud and clear. In the back ground you can hear people laughing. I'm just sitting in the front row perplexed still waiting for my answer. Mrs.Loazia finally said from the giggles "What about bears?" She was staring at me like I said something random and just looked at me like I was a lunatic. I finally managed to say "Don't they eat the garbage in the streets?" Everyone is still laughing at my remark and I just sat there sad and confused. Mrs. Loaiza said through the laugher "There's no bears in New York!" Realizing what I said and remembered what I thought!  "Oh sorry I mean Alaska not New York." Hopeful this will all go away and we can start math. And besides there is bears in Alaska and she'll "O.k." and it'll end. But no. Instead she said "There's no bears in Alaska either!" Now I'm thinking Does she ever watched Animal Plant! Of course there is!" I said with full confidence "Wait...Yes there is!" The little blond said "No there's not. Bears could live in the state but never in the city!" People (laughing of course) were staring at me like I was insane. But I wasn't going to give up! I had the black bears (and my) reputation on the line!  So stop my demise and the madness I said "Fine, Fine there's no bears in New York" "Good girl now lets work on math." She might have won the battle but I'll win the war! A couple of weeks later we had to write a story that shows some sort of time growth. Now's my chance. My friend and I wrote a story about a Black Bear named Smokey, who lived in Alaska. Smokey heard that in Chicago a certain math teacher said that bears can't live in New York. To confute her he went on a plane to New York. He lived there for 2 years. And went to Chicago to stare (more like staking) at her for the rest of her life! When she read it she said "Ok that was funny" I won, but the "The Bears in New York" haunts me for the rest of my life. When there's something bear related a classmate will look at me and with a smirk say "Hey Yulissa are their bears in New York?"  I say "Yes!" But they just laugh……………
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number 1!!!! People say me funny hmmmmmm is it true?????? Smaybe!!!!
Number 2!!!!!! I love anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number 3!!!!!! My catchphase is Swearing is careing!!!!!!
NUMBER 4444444!!!!!!!!!!! I know i dont think no  no no my friend I KNOW theres bears in New York!!!!
Number 55555!!!!!! I suck at spelling!!! i couldnt spell rock for second.....
NUMBER 6666666!!!!!!!!!!!! Me favoite anime is  SOUL EATER!!!!!
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It was in 5th grade (pretty long ago becuse i am in 7th going to 8th) and it was the fun fair at our school. Its nothing big its games. One game you could win a fish!!! Josie won a fish and left it  in a bag on the windows ledge in her class room. (she left it there because we go to the fun fair twice and she didnt want hold a fish the whole time) when she came back she found her fish out of the bag. Later she found it did suedide!! the fish jumped out of the bag and fell out the window!! smart fish well sadly the "smart fish" died on impact...... :iconcomebackplz:

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The day was raisn day. In lunch i sit with; jelly {(janile )pretty sure i spelled her name wrong}, grais, and den den (denisse). Me and den den got bored. so i started to throw raisns at grais. i was trying to aimed for her mouth. den den also aimed for her mouth. then jelly tryed. (she got each one in!!!!!) me and den den are trying to throw raisns but we keep missing!!! its mostly grais's fault because she kept moveing!!!! den den got one but i still got zero!! meanwhile as we were throwing raisns , the raisns were falling on the ground. We dont want to get in trouble. in our lunch room there these teachers that walk around, and theres one teacher named Ms.martin shes a meanie!!! you dont want to be on her bad side. and she kinda creepy. she does this blinking thing and its just weird...any way lets go back to the story!! we were throwing the raisns and jelly said " guys what if we get n trouble!" i say to jelly " dont worry if we do ill take the blame because i started it!" i really dont want to get them in trouble soo kept look out. (sadly i didnt do a good job as look out  and we got in trouble with Ms. martin!!!!!!!!!) she said " what do you think your doing!!!' we just forze there . she was scary and i didnt know what to do...no one did !!!!! she then told us to pick up the rasins and i tryed to get one under the table that grais step on but jelly wouldnt let me!!! we then went up stairs and we had to go to our homeroom teachers ( me and den den have mrs.palas and jelly and grais have mrs. scaia)  mrs. maritin went up to mrs. plas and told her what happen. i wasnt worried about den den anymore ( den den is mrs. pals favote) i was scared of my mommy yelling at me!!! ms. martin said  " i would know she would do i it ( she was pointing to me) but not her shes so quiet!! (den den)" i was thinking of two things .........one how dare she make me look so so so retarded!!!!.......and two im in trouble !!!!!!!!!! mrs.pals then took over and mr. meanie (ms.martin) left. mrs.pals said to us "you guys know better than that!!! *then she went in a whisper* ok just tell everybody yelled at you ok?" 0.o "*she got louder* AND YOUR NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGIAN RIGHT!!??" ahh mrs.pals she you can always count on her i going to miss her now... well i think the only reason we got off the hook beacuse den den her favoite but it dont matter...  IM FREE!!!!!!! SO LONG MR.MEANIE!!!!! oh and grais and jelly got in trouble........ :3
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Me forgot!!!!!

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Hey peps out there!!! i forgot what we did this year and i want to finsih all the funny stuff this year before this year ends!!!!!!! sooooooooo...PIZ PIZ PIZ PIZ PIZ HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a shout out for joe grais and  den den you got that!!!!!!!???????? oh and joe dont put that brown thing gaby did becuz i will write that ok?
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